I'm Just Sayin' Show

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Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:43:01 -0400

"We don’t feel as if we had freely chosen our online practices. We feel instead that they are habits..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:01 -0400

““We don’t feel as if we had freely chosen our online practices. We feel instead that they are habits we have helplessly picked up or that history has enforced, that we are not distributing our attention as we intend or even like to. The experience of being online has at least as much to do with compulsiveness as with liberty.””

- Benjamin Kunkel on the pleasures and pitfalls of internetting, for the n+1 Book Review (posted by alisa)

isn’t it though?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:28:04 -0400

isn’t it though?

this is old, but a goodie! Dan Deacon recorded his friend Liam...

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:46:49 -0400

this is old, but a goodie! Dan Deacon recorded his friend Liam Lynch’s acid-induced rant…then turned over to friend who CGI’d it. “Seahorses FOREVA” (posted by alisa)

total eclipse of the heart- literally. love it. (posted by...

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:59:52 -0400

total eclipse of the heart- literally. love it. (posted by alisa)

"jackie probably thinks that she is the dictionary, like the whole world revolves around..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:39:42 -0400

“jackie probably thinks that she is the dictionary, like the whole world revolves around her…and its like hello that’s a globe”

OMG thanks @kvang for this….we love this girl. CAN’T...

Tue, 26 May 2009 11:39:00 -0400

OMG thanks @kvang for this….we love this girl. CAN’T STOP WATCHING…if this is the future, all is well …..BOO we can’t embed, so watch it HERE #Tavi G

wow

Sun, 24 May 2009 21:11:00 -0400

some douchebag: she told me she was "big on tumblr"
me: -spits out drink-

(posted by alisa)

because the chick who put this on YouTube loves Jorm “more...

Wed, 20 May 2009 00:30:00 -0400

because the chick who put this on YouTube loves Jorm “more than toast” duh

Frat Party.

Tue, 19 May 2009 17:23:12 -0400

Me: Oh Lord this is not my scene
N: HA Ha but whatever the music is good
Me: True
N: Who is that?( points to older gent)
Me: Who the oldguyinkhakis shorts.com?
N: Exactly feelingkindofoldandoutofplace.com
Me: Older equals maybegoodinbed.com
N: Doubtit.com
Me: Iwanttogetoutofhereandgetpizza.com

Pink Eye.

Tue, 19 May 2009 17:18:12 -0400

(waiting in line at Sbucks with giant shades on)
girl: I love your glasses!
Me: Oh thanks
girl: Seriously they are so big who are they by?
Me: Grey ant
Girl: Where can i get them?
Me: I think they sell them at Oak?
Girl: Can I try them on?
(silence)
Me: Uhh I have pink eye.
Girl runs away not taking her coffee FML.

Typical Mom Convo on IM

Tue, 19 May 2009 17:16:43 -0400

Mom: Did you pay your rent?
Me: Yea and I told her about how I need to end my lease.
Mom: Good make sure you get your security back
Me: Yep
Mom: Any plans for the weekend? Did you get that book you ordered?
Me: Yea I think it came today
Mom: Great, busy day here!
Me: ugh, I need a nose job
Mom: OMG I got to go.

I’m just sayin’….. (posted by alisa)

Sat, 16 May 2009 15:08:55 -0400

I’m just sayin’….. (posted by alisa)

love bat for lashes and her new album “two suns”...

Thu, 14 May 2009 20:06:00 -0400

love bat for lashes and her new album “two suns” (posted by alisa)

(via tenenbaumfail)

Thu, 14 May 2009 20:02:51 -0400

(via tenenbaumfail)

The Wine Flu.

Wed, 13 May 2009 13:06:28 -0400

Foreigner (w accent): You keep coughing are you okay?
Lady: Ugh I think I am sick but I think it 's allergies
Foreigner: That doesn't sound like allergies I think it's the wine flu
Lady: Swine flu?
Foreigner: Yes Wine Flu.
Lady: It's Swine flu not wine flu... if it was wine flu I'd have had it a long time ago.

Math.

Wed, 13 May 2009 13:00:54 -0400

Allergies + Cramps + Sore Throat + Drama =Claritin + Advil+ Theraflu + Sauvignon Blanc Cocktail!

Why do you watch?

Fri, 08 May 2009 10:04:46 -0400

On the couch watching Millionaire Match Maker
Boy: Why do you watch this shit?
Girl: I don't know it's entertaining
Boy: This is why you are so crazy you watch all this shit! This one and one tree hill?! I don't get it?!
Girl: Well One tree hill is slightly realistic, Peyton might die!
Boy: OMG! Seriously you are insane! (grabs remote)
Girl: (grabs remote back) LOOOOOK! I can sit and wax philosophical allll day with you about how the world is going to hell, the human condition, the state of the war and the latest Obama speech but sometimes I like to come home, sit on the couch, and watch Patty Stanger rips some guy a new asshole!
Boy: Ugh I'm going to need a beer.

oh boyz.

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:44:48 -0400

(bubbly blonde butterface launches into story about a bad date and then leaves for the bathroom)
Boy 1: I would fuck her
Boy 2: hahaha
Boy 1: I would fuck her but I wouldn't tell anyone I fucked her.
Other Girl: Seriously? Fuck. I wonder if guys have ever said that about me.
Boy 1: Noooo I would fuck you and tell everyone but I don't know if I'd date you.
Other Girl: Ugh I feel so much better.

who says advertising is dead? posted by alisa

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:29:32 -0400

who says advertising is dead?
posted by alisa