Pink Eye.
- (waiting in line at Sbucks with giant shades on)
- girl: I love your glasses!
- Me: Oh thanks
- girl: Seriously they are so big who are they by?
- Me: Grey ant
- Girl: Where can i get them?
- Me: I think they sell them at Oak?
- Girl: Can I try them on?
- (silence)
- Me: Uhh I have pink eye.
- Girl runs away not taking her coffee FML.
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