The Wine Flu.

• Foreigner (w accent): You keep coughing are you okay?
• Lady: Ugh I think I am sick but I think it 's allergies
• Foreigner: That doesn't sound like allergies I think it's the wine flu
• Lady: Swine flu?
• Foreigner: Yes Wine Flu.
• Lady: It's Swine flu not wine flu... if it was wine flu I'd have had it a long time ago.