Why do you watch?

• On the couch watching Millionaire Match Maker
• Boy: Why do you watch this shit?
• Girl: I don't know it's entertaining
• Boy: This is why you are so crazy you watch all this shit! This one and one tree hill?! I don't get it?!
• Girl: Well One tree hill is slightly realistic, Peyton might die!
• Boy: OMG! Seriously you are insane! (grabs remote)
• Girl: (grabs remote back) LOOOOOK! I can sit and wax philosophical allll day with you about how the world is going to hell, the human condition, the state of the war and the latest Obama speech but sometimes I like to come home, sit on the couch, and watch Patty Stanger rips some guy a new asshole!
• Boy: Ugh I'm going to need a beer.