oh boyz.

• (bubbly blonde butterface launches into story about a bad date and then leaves for the bathroom)
• Boy 1: I would fuck her
• Boy 2: hahaha
• Boy 1: I would fuck her but I wouldn't tell anyone I fucked her.
• Other Girl: Seriously? Fuck. I wonder if guys have ever said that about me.
• Boy 1: Noooo I would fuck you and tell everyone but I don't know if I'd date you.
• Other Girl: Ugh I feel so much better.