May 19

Pink Eye.

  • (waiting in line at Sbucks with giant shades on)
  • girl: I love your glasses!
  • Me: Oh thanks
  • girl: Seriously they are so big who are they by?
  • Me: Grey ant
  • Girl: Where can i get them?
  • Me: I think they sell them at Oak?
  • Girl: Can I try them on?
  • (silence)
  • Me: Uhh I have pink eye.
  • Girl runs away not taking her coffee FML.
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Typical Mom Convo on IM

  • Mom: Did you pay your rent?
  • Me: Yea and I told her about how I need to end my lease.
  • Mom: Good make sure you get your security back
  • Me: Yep
  • Mom: Any plans for the weekend? Did you get that book you ordered?
  • Me: Yea I think it came today
  • Mom: Great, busy day here!
  • Me: ugh, I need a nose job
  • Mom: OMG I got to go.
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May 16

I’m just sayin’….. (posted by alisa)

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May 14

love bat for lashes and her new album “two suns” (posted by alisa)

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(via tenenbaumfail)

(via tenenbaumfail)

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